tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-167525492011-11-27T17:49:31.341-06:00Just 200,000,000 or so ignorant assholes to go...Jeremy F. Crowsonnoreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16752549.post-65901674602179716492008-11-12T23:25:00.009-06:002008-11-13T00:22:49.111-06:00

So the 2008 Country Music Awards are over, and you're wondering, "What should I take away from this transcendent experience? I know there must be some wisdom to be gained. If only someone could point out the most useful, timeless bits to me."Well, fret no more. I have compiled this list so that you don't sprain your cranium searching for knowledge to be had from the hillbilly extravaganza.The Top

Jeremy F. Crowsonnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16752549.post-930857497382073192008-10-08T20:11:00.004-05:002008-10-08T21:08:54.602-05:00

In my last post I may have offended some of you by inadvertently suggesting that reality shows are dribble and unworthy of viewing. That was not my intent. The sentence was structured poorly and I apologize for any hurt feelings. I merely meant to suggest that those of you who spend all your television viewing time watching reality shows or any other type of show are missing out if you aren't

Jeremy F. Crowsonnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16752549.post-70676201590947400762008-10-08T02:01:00.017-05:002008-10-09T18:41:19.182-05:00

I just watched two 15 minute episodes of Metalocalypse that I hadn't seen. That's a show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, for those of you who are determined not to watch mindless dribble like cartoons and watch reality shows and such instead of opening yourselves to one of the sharpest-witted modern art forms available today.I discovered that I have grown so accustomed to it now that I am

Jeremy F. Crowsonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16752549.post-64819786630334890092008-04-25T00:06:00.004-05:002008-12-08T19:08:56.150-06:00

Calvin the Cat, said to have been "on grass," was sentenced to a short stint behind bars today pending his rehabilitation."I knew he was up to something!" said the cat's owner, who asked to remain anonymous. "He's always laying around sleeping. He only gets up to eat or rub on things. Sometimes I even see him chasing things that don't seem to be there. And when you ask him a question, he just

Jeremy F. Crowsonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16752549.post-16775756482516276652008-04-24T23:44:00.009-05:002008-12-08T19:08:56.844-06:00

It may help to view these pictures through Dolphin Colored Goggles. I'm told they help you to see the deeper meaning of things like cookies, tricycles, and sometimes even books. Careful not to drive while using them, though.Pictures from the fine state of Ohio:Maybe she's the Warrior Princes's cousin or something...Someone please explain this.And finally I learned why they call it Lake Erie.

Jeremy F. Crowsonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16752549.post-70388970945228657072008-04-23T00:23:00.005-05:002008-04-23T00:33:18.552-05:00

This is an editorial printed in the Birmingham News. My brilliant brother, Sythbane, wrote it. Everyone should read this, think about the significance of it, and pass on the link to everyone you know who gives a crap about hypocrisy and censorship.The printed, abridged version is here.The original, full version is here, on Sythbane's Squadron.

Jeremy F. Crowsonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16752549.post-30364030955202043782008-04-04T00:34:00.004-05:002008-10-09T18:14:09.164-05:00

I've had quite a few requests for new posts, which is understandable considering I threw this up here and haven't done much to it since. However, since it's pretty late right now and I have to work in the morning I'm just giving an idea of what to look for VERY soon on Green Helmet.There will be articles on:The Russian Sledgehammer - I've had several people ask about my surplus Russian WWII

Jeremy F. Crowsonnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16752549.post-8432219225692082302007-11-16T18:59:00.000-06:002008-12-08T19:08:56.997-06:00

This is one of the biggest problems with the world today. A bunch of morons get together and decide that something is false advertising because the advertiser doesn't produce the result promised in the method the consumer thought they should, so the morons decide to sue. I noticed this link on a sidebar in Google after searching for Halo 3. Basically, the website is dedicated to getting people

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